Less Than Zero Energy
No energy to press the keys down to write an entry.
It must be something in the air.
I suspect gov't spraying or something like that.
Judy Concert changed my life. A religious experience. Back when I had enough energy to write an entry, I tried to relate this experience but then erased it all due to extreme gay exhaustion. All I can say is - there is no death. It is an illusion. We are all alive and dead at the same time. Thanks to Judy garland, I realized that personally. Also - Joe Luft is not half retarded as the rumour goes. A very nice man who just needs a better fitting suit.
Everybody is in P Town. Do you all have the internet up there? I am looking for envelopes filled with money on the sidewalk. It's a big town, it takes time.
Why are all the new frozen yogurt companies called something that can mean vagina?
Pink Berry
Red Mango
Creamy Fruit
I even saw one called "Sweet Lips - Frozen Yogurt " On the door there was a sign with a spelling error.
It read - "Cum inside."
What about this?
I have always been a Leggy man myself, but this Barbie is tempting. I really like the shoes. They look like the 1965 standard issue pumps from Barbie - but in brown. They're worth the price.
I saw an old friend on the corner today. She kept referring to Christian Leboutin shoes as "Paris" shoes. ( I'm using that from now on.)
"They want eight hundret fuh does. I said no, no honey - I can get new teeth for three or four."
She's being castrated in three months. CONGRATS GIRL! She said it can mean less hair. I said, great! She said NO NO...on your head stoopid!
I remember meeting her a few years ago at dawn in the meatpacking district when they still packed meat there. She has one of the most beautiful souls I have ever had the pleasure of seeing into. I used to think of her as Buddha, but since her lap-band surgery has been such a success I will have to think of her as more of a Mary. Innocent? hardly. Pure? 100%
New York, It's the berries.
