April 2005



Uptown Ipod personal modeling session.

Fri, 04/29/05 12:06 A GMT-05
Lots of workers around today. Loud and dusty. I took the E train uptown to see Todd at a book signing on Columbus Circle. I Ipod shuffled along eighth avenue and a woman motioned for me to take my headphones off, so I stopped and obliged her. She loo

Presenting Lauren

Wed, 04/27/05 6:38 P GMT-05
Ladies and Gentlemen thank you for reading this blog so regularly. It's my honor to present to you the always lovely and alluring Lauren. This relocated equestrian has single handedly done more for eyebrows than any person living or dead. Lauren is a

Charm School

Tue, 04/26/05 3:51 A GMT-05
Unfortunately Gina was fired for inviting me to the party last Saturday. Hanging out with the host until 6AM probably didn't help. Sorry G. So you'll find another job...Tonight was a Madhouse at Charm School. Everybody was there and I was feeling rea

How Dry I Am

Sun, 04/24/05 6:50 P GMT-05
I really can't recommend SPAMALOT highly enough. It's the best thing I've seen in ages. Bits of last night's party are coming back to me today after the treadmill and a hot shower. I'm nearly human again. CLICK HERE FOR SPAMALOT TICKETS.Scott was wea

too much and Patty Lupone

Sun, 04/24/05 5:53 A GMT-05
Tonight I met Sister at her house and we put Jazz's bed together. Turan came over and we got the job done pretty quick....Thanks WEST ELM.  I got an emergency phone call from Gina to come to a very gay - very Broadway type of party. She was at the d

Teary Eyed

Sat, 04/23/05 12:40 A GMT-05
Today was not my day. I was so weepy all day. I couldn't stop thinking about what Miss Prissy said in the movie I saw last night. She said you have to recognize your gift that God has given you and you have to use it. I don't know what my gift is. Th

Never take your eyes off the kids!

Wed, 04/20/05 12:38 A GMT-05
What a day... I wasn't even thinking about Don Knotts, but you'll never guess what happened. I met my Sister and her kids for breakfast (lunch) and it was my job to take the two little guys to the Chelsea Piers skate park. No problem. The weather was

Pollen Parade

Mon, 04/18/05 11:08 P GMT-05
Great party, Great party...got a match? Got a light? What time is it? (repeat all evening.) I had a blast at the party. Sister was amazingly gracious and helpful. Thanks Sis. I still have to scan the roids. My Sister came to town today with her four

Birthday party prep

Sat, 04/16/05 2:18 A GMT-05
I'm crazy with party preparations. Tonight Sister, Gina, Pia, Marc and Genie and I cooked for hours making every possible type of mini ball canape. We have 11 varieties ( I have 36 expressions.) Also serving white chocolate dipped clemintine wedges a

dusty walls

Tue, 04/12/05 10:30 P GMT-05
A busy weekend DJ'ing (hic) and party going. My liver hurts. I spent the day inviting people and finally finishing the shoddy job that Dee Finley started...the skim coating. It looks great at last. I should have done it myself. Live and learn. Tomorr

Thursday night at MARCO

Fri, 04/08/05 4:13 P GMT-05
DJ'd last night at MARCO. We had fun. Kier and Gina came by and Amy and Todd were my co-pilots. Jack had lots of friends there after his opening. It was great to see Suzie and company. Gotta get out to East Hampton and visit her.After David Ilku gave

Bunny called

Thu, 04/07/05 12:24 A GMT-05
Last night Ia performed at John Robert's Poo Poo Platter. Gina and I did our "office party" bit and later I, as the special guest, read from my diary that I wrote when I was nine. The diary went over well. The "office party" gets

Baby Trees

Tue, 04/05/05 12:00 A GMT-05
My baby trees arrived! I joined the National Arbor Day foundation and got 10 free trees. Now I have to plant them.My apartment smells like paint.

stuffed

Sun, 04/03/05 10:54 P GMT-05
I'm stuffed after dinner at Todd's for Tony and Amy's birthdays. I had two biscuits and cake. Pilates tomorrow. Dee finally came and finished the plaster job. I guess I will try to start the baseboards on Tuesday. Tobie thought I should post this pic

Star Magazine

Sat, 04/02/05 3:36 P GMT-05
Due to a scheduling error I worked three consecutive jobs from 8 AM till 1AM on Thursday. Klein duty, DJ'ing for Deniro and DJ/hosting my weekly party. Yesterday I was recovering and went to get the new issue of STAR Magazine. There is a nice picture