March 2005



Crishna Klein

Wed, 03/30/05 11:09 P GMT-05
Today I folded white towels for eight hours. I achieved a very intense state of relaxation and kind of stalled out around 4:30 when I found myself starring into the pile of unfolded towels. I'm not sure how long that moment lasted...time simply didn'

Black coffee and a cupcake

Wed, 03/30/05 1:12 A GMT-05
Feels like Spring is here today. I walked along the river and saw new daffodils blooming in the park by the piers. I need to get some polaroid film. I saw Amy at the gym and I joined up officially now. We had lunch there and she told me on the way ou

A Rainy day and Monday

Mon, 03/28/05 9:17 P GMT-05
Soaking wet all day. So Spring-like. Sister is all moved in and unpacking. We have the official green light for my birthday party...I guess we'll take a tip from Sarah and assume the same format. Appetizers (popcorn) and live music for the cocktail h

After the Ball

Sun, 03/27/05 12:59 A GMT-05
It was definately the best ball I have ever been to. I'm really happy to have seen the Ballrooms at The Plaza and really sad that they might be going away forever. Sarah looked radiant in her Oscar De La Renta which she descibed as "brand spanki

After The Party

Fri, 03/25/05 2:06 A GMT-05
Tonight was the first Thursday for me to DJ at MARCO . I had fun, but it was rough starting out. The manager said..."are you going to just morph into some fun, party music?" I said, "Yes." He said, "PLEASE." Anyway, peop

A check arrives from Hollywood

Thu, 03/24/05 4:00 P GMT-05
Most people think that the life of an actor is sleeping late, going to the gym then dinner and a glamourous party. For the most part it is. But the one thing that makes it all possible is... RESIDUALS!

Lifts add 1/2 inch

Mon, 03/21/05 6:55 P GMT-05
I spent the day ticking on "White Tie Evening Formal" details. It's a challenge, but I think I can add a few touches of my own to the strict code. At the formal shop, A.T. Harris, I found out that the band will be wearing spats and top hats

New shoe date

Mon, 03/21/05 1:56 A GMT-05
Gina and I's poorformance is on the 9th not the 7th. Got it. Now....exactly what was it we were doing?....oh! right right....got it.Had a delicious brunch at Dean's featuring polenta dumpling type bits on salad and a juicy pear (or chinese apple) wit

Instantly soaked

Sun, 03/20/05 1:01 A GMT-05
Last night I said good night and good bye to my cousin and her daughter and minutes later was on the dancefloor at a loft party on 14th Street. DJ WILL was spinning with others and I had blast. Saw Tony Paine there in town for the Black Party. I was

ReRainbow Rooming

Thu, 03/17/05 11:59 P GMT-05
Well the staff at the Rainbow Room just love me. One manager even gave me his card and a wink....Last night was fun. Gina crashed the party and got into drag in the bathroom. We started in the Pegasus room for cocktail hour and hors douevres. Cute. A

Cute White Guy - White Tie

Tue, 03/15/05 9:54 P GMT-05
More CLAY and a nice work out with Amy. Cute guy working there would be a great match for me according to Amy...I've been checking him out for a week now....hmmm. Dinner at MARCO with Bradley (birthday boy) and I'll be starting to DJ there the Thursd

I smell a rat...

Tue, 03/15/05 2:41 P GMT-05
I am watching "Cobra Woman" on DVD as I am typing this. Maria Montez is superlatively underwhelming. I really admire that quality. something about ambition and conviction...hmmm.Tonight I had a brief tour of the West Village with my cousin

Gordon Novelties - Gone but not forgotten

Sun, 03/13/05 11:59 P GMT-05
Tony sent me a great link...clownantics.com - it's nice to know where to find the basics.I wish Gordon Novelties was still open...I loved it there.

Dancing on a Cloud

Sun, 03/13/05 3:44 P GMT-05
Please stop calling 311. The City of New York has no information on my blog and why I have not posted anything for so long. They are calling me and they are fed up.I have been either too busy or too drunk to post what's been going on. Sorry.Well, yes

Jew want to know

Sun, 03/13/05 2:19 A GMT-05
I forgot to inform my virtual fan base that my meeting with Shainberg (director of the new Diane Arbus pic) is post poned till next week sometime.  So - quit emailing me with questions....christ!...I mean....Oh my god!  God bless God.B

casting calling

Sun, 03/06/05 11:59 P GMT-05
Another full day in Greenwich - remerchandising. I created a towel fantasy-scape and very classy display of Jade-ite bowls and plates. Too much furniture moving...I broke my back...hope I can make it through pilates tomorrow. I got an email about a c

A Good Thing

Sat, 03/05/05 2:26 A GMT-05
Had the best dinner at Amy's after the gym. Tilapia with sauteed spinach. We watched the Martha Stewart TV movie. Cybill Shepherd is a genius. The film is a masterpiece. I can't wait to watch it 300 more times. more later.

My Imaginary Harem

Fri, 03/04/05 4:05 A GMT-05
Gina's back from Miami. We had fun playing with the dogs and eating her Mom's home cooking. We will be performing at PS 122 on April 9th. I  guess we'll do a version of our popular "office party" skit. Gotta keep our muscle toned - you kno

Grande Skinny Non Fat Suger Free Lattes

Tue, 03/01/05 11:58 P GMT-05
Served coffee all day. Came back and fell asleep. That's the exciting part. Tim sent me a great link to album covers like these:you can check them all out HERE.Tanks Tim. Gotta get some rest for my Pilates class tomorrow. Sounds so gross - right?See