January 2005



Stealing Cable

Sun, 01/30/05 2:01 A GMT-05
I just stuck it into the back of the TV - I get all the local channels real clear and I get all kinds of Spanish and Chinese channels but the only other cable channel I can get is the food channel. I watch it everyday, all the time. If I hear the wor

Mid-Town Improv or A Sticky Situation for Mickey

Thu, 01/27/05 11:23 P GMT-05
Working is too hard. Three days and I'm worn out. I've been acting as a professional organizer for a media firm in midtown. It's not an interesting role, but an actor needs to act...to keep his chops up...to keep his muscle toned. I've always enjoyed

Old Clothes

Sun, 01/23/05 6:58 P GMT-05
I can't get rid of em..it's too emotional. I mean, how could I toss t-shirts like, "I'm with Tranny [arrow]," or "Tab's got Sass!?" I'm definitely keeping my "Terry Toye Fanclub" shirt from Einstein's. I guess I'll just have to store my three piece d

HABIBI

Sat, 01/22/05 7:00 P GMT-05
Habibi is a quartely party for gay middle eastern men. Hello! See you there at RARE on 14th street. If you see me , pretend you don't know me.

Tropical Make-Up

Fri, 01/21/05 1:56 A GMT-05
Have you heard about my new band? - "Tropical Make-Up?" - We perform songs from old Hollywood movies that were recorded by actors wearing Tropical Make-Up. Lots of famous singers recorded songs in Tropical Make-Up - singers like Debbie Reynolds, Len

remember smoking?

Wed, 01/19/05 11:33 P GMT-05
My friend Abel was talking about that - remember smoking?...I do. Remember when everybody was "going macro?" - "I can't...I'm macro now"... "Oh that was just after I went macro.." - if they were all going - where did they ever end up? In Yoga classe

First of all, I'd like to thank

Sun, 01/16/05 11:10 P GMT-05
the Weinstein brothers and all the other members of my gay kaballah studies group - shalom - all the folks at miramax, Jacob, Moses, Heimie... L'achiam - I'd like to thank all the hustlers who so graciously allowed themselves to be sodomized in retur

Official BLOG Dedication

Sun, 01/16/05 1:17 A GMT-05
This blog is hereby dedicated to the living memory of the former "Francis Gumm," the greatest entertainer the world has ever known, Miss Judy Garland.

Why I love 'Theme From A Summer Place"

Sat, 01/15/05 11:59 P GMT-05
I can't stop listening to Percy faith's version of "Theme from "Summer of '42." What an emotional rollercoaster! Must be another buried emotional memory tied to it - " It happened on the quilt and "Theme From Summer of '42" was playing....but what wa

[Photo Album] The Embarrassing 80's

Fri, 01/14/05 11:59 P GMT-05

A note from John Benet and an update on his/her career

Fri, 01/14/05 3:26 P GMT-05
My life as a fem bass singer has not been an easy one, but now with recent added interest in my career I feel obligated to let my fans know exactly what I've been up to. First off, thanks to all of you who have sent me cards and letters and Avon bott

[Photo Album] The JOHN BENET Album covers

Fri, 01/14/05 2:42 P GMT-05

Planet X much?

Thu, 01/13/05 10:41 P GMT-05
It's kind of funny how everything we know about our world is about to change and nobody seems to be too upset about it. This latest rocket to smash into a comet is right out of the book that started me thinking about the whole thing in the first plac

Pasta Rustica

Wed, 01/12/05 9:58 P GMT-05
Went to Gina's for luncheon with Johnny Roberts and Lady Kier. She made her famous broccolli rabe and a very nice pasta with butter and pecorino romano. Something went wrong with the vodka sauce so she improvised and it was very "rustica." I left ear

sick and tired

Tue, 01/11/05 10:54 P GMT-05
I can't beleive I'm still sick. This cold is ridiculous. I think viruses are getting stronger but they're not telling us. This used to be called pnuemonia. phlegm flood hack fest formerly Billy

The Madison

Mon, 01/10/05 11:15 P GMT-05
I've been reading a great book that I found in the lobby of the building. It's a history of Cherry grove - America's first gay and lesbian town. It always manages to put me to sleep, so it's a perfect bedtime read. I didn't realize that "The Madison"

Micro Pets

Sun, 01/09/05 10:05 P GMT-05
Today I was working in Greenwich, CT helping the gay cause by "re-merchandising" a store there that I like to call Seablanket. Anyway, to remerchandise something you have to 1. Pick it up

250

Sat, 01/08/05 9:04 P GMT-05
I can't believe 250 people have seen this retarded blog already. I feel feverish again. I miss Bianca.

[Photo Album] BORING PICS

Sat, 01/08/05 1:00 P GMT-05

Still snotty (after all these years)

Sat, 01/08/05 12:39 P GMT-05
Crafty Beavers - R.I.P. - just kidding. Long live the Beavers. Dam the others! Bianca went back to her five story home in Tribeca. Poor thing. We had fun and it was real, but it wasn't really fun. I woke up today and thought she was still here. I'm

I Got Gripes

Thu, 01/06/05 6:19 P GMT-05
Sister called me this morning to let know that some group of impostors is using the name "Crafty Beavers" for their lame ass reality TV show team name. It's a new show and it's on CBS. Please don't watch it. It's called "Wickedly Perfect." I am pulv

Shimmer Lights for Bianca

Wed, 01/05/05 11:15 P GMT-05
Looks like I'll survive another year. Just gave Bianca a bath with Clairol Shimmer Lights. That's a purple colored shampoo for people with gray hair. She seems to be responding quite well to it. She is almost dry and can't stop tossing her hair over

[Photo Album] A Lost Weekend in Lanesville

Wed, 01/05/05 10:17 P GMT-05

Symptomatic

Tue, 01/04/05 7:02 P GMT-05
Fully blown today. When Bunny calls to irritate you because you're sick, you know you're really sick. Even my hips hurt. Thank God for my 2004 presidential write in candidate - "Puffs With Lotion." I'm taking Alleve because I like taking chances. In

bet you've been waiting for this one...huh?

Mon, 01/03/05 5:29 P GMT-05
Here it is kids. Another blog to waste time on. Glad you could join me. You look tired...are you feeling alright? Because you look really, really tired. Had a nice luncheon with David Y. today at " 's-nice ." That's our new local coffee bar and veg