This is Johnny Dynell's latest mix. It's great. I am Billy Beyond and I approve of this mix.

This is the sound of today. This mix will increase your workout by seventeen percent GUARANTEED.

CLICK JOHNNY AND ENJOY

Save 45 cents? 45 cents? 45? HARD TIMES PEOPLE.

Manna-hata moments.

...if you're black or white. But what if you're black AND white? All I know is that if your name is

Abelgado you really hate it when someone calls you Tacobelgado....and rightly so.

This Michael Jackson remix is a rip from the vinyl courtesy of the brilliant DJ DUKE TODD. I haven't seen it on CD - but be assured the rip is flawless. ENJOY. 

This track will increase your weight levels during your workout by 13 percent. I like to imagine this as a soundtrack to a commercial with a very large budget...starring the lovely TACOBELGADO.

BB frameless eyewear is the perfect solution for protecting your pet's fragile eyes from infection.

Dogs actually LOVE wearing them and cats find them somewhat cool.

Style for the CHOSEN few. Hanukkah means 8 pairs each. Imagine? WE DO CUSTOM WORK.

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Good shoulders. Hat inside out, shirt backwards.. Style notes...

Good one...Mickey singlet with studs. Very weird, but I like it.

Boris makes anybody look good.

No cabs. Hate that.

Jason lives with Lady now. Nightly photoshoots seem probable.

Im starving.

Dinner guests were pleasantly surprised last night when the new song writing duo of Minahan and Giddio broke out a few of their  tunes after pizza and pistachios.

"We both realized it was time for a career change and song writing just seemed to come so naturally for us," said the musical newbies.

"After the success of our first tune, "Text Me, I Think We're In Love" we had a lot of money to throw around on musicians and studio rentals. That definately made our next hit, " There's An App For That" a lot easier to write and to be heard by millions."

"I make up the music then Dan makes up the words." says Giddio.

"That's how we do it...we make it up...the music and the words....we just make them up, and people love it."

(excerpt from a work in progress)

"That email said you loved me,

You'd put no one above me,

Now suddenly your voicemail's always on.?

The two are excited about their new material which includes 17 new songs, three commercial soundtracks for Burger King and a new dance tune for Beyonce'. 

"What we're really excited about is our new musical that we have almost finished. It's a retro themed big splashy Broadway type thing set in the mid 90's about a land-line romance. The working title is Star 69. We can't tell you anything more except to say it will be a return to Broadway for our lead actress. You may remember her from Annie? No? Ever heard of "Sex and the City?" No? Do the initials SJP mean anything to you? "

...you heard it here first, kids.

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Granny is crazy about them!

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BUT SEVERAL PAIRS

You can't beat $5.75. Honestly, change the button and use one of those blankets you find on the beds at a Ramada Inn...the ones that are made of foam bonded between two layers of velvety poly fur. So snuggly and at $5.75 your investment is nominal. If you are staying at  Ramada Inn anytime soon it's a must sew situation. Does it have sleeves or is one giant double sleeve that opens and somehow forms a scarf-like collar?

Here's a heads up - skip Butterick. They got nada this season.

I heard that The Snuggie had a runway in New York. Snuggie - the blanket with sleeves. I'm wondering what shoe that takes...

So proud of Amanda - still one it the sweetest people I have ever met. Success has not spoiled Amanda Lepore.

Here's wishing her much more.

Click the hair hat for a link to a collection of Lovers Rock. Download and enjoy.

Represent...left coast.

Ksubi Collections...eyewear alert.

...did you say husband?

Kleenex has changed everything for me. They had to change their name to Liliput. I mean...

I'm working on a track for B.O.N.I. and it's pretty weird. It takes a lot of energy to keep believing in something when you don't know what it is even though you just made it. EXPERIMENTAL as in experi- MENTAL.

I'm very excited to announce that the Recession Windows are coming in around town! "Strawbarely" is leading the way with their second floor displays onto Union Square. Last year they blew my mind with their maxi-impact minimum content  displays. This year they have gone for EVEN LESS. Absolutely underwhelming....

Lighting note: Turn em off early.

Mini dresses cost less. Less fabric. Think about it.

Mini elf hat comes pre-hot-glued onto a hair-band. Don't think about it.

Small hat. Small investment.

Happy Recession Holiday Season to you all!

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Missed him at the Maskarave. Loved him on the corner of 13th and University. Anyone who mixes in Claire De Lune is advanced. Finishing with a little Beethoven before returning to Berlin? Fabelhaft. Es ist so nett, einen alten Freund zu sehen, der so talentiert ist. Viel Liebe zu Dmitry in Kruezberg.

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