The Sound of Today

Thu, 11/19/09 8:18 P GMT-05

This is Johnny Dynell's latest mix. It's great. I am Billy Beyond and I approve of this mix.

This is the sound of today. This mix will increase your workout by seventeen percent GUARANTEED.

JOHHNY DYNELL FALL 09 MIX

 

CLICK JOHNNY AND ENJOY

mix it

Snack Attack

Thu, 11/19/09 7:25 P GMT-05

Donnettes are linked to the blues

Save 45 cents? 45 cents? 45? HARD TIMES PEOPLE.

 

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Lorna?

Wed, 11/18/09 2:34 A GMT-05

new york, new york

LMAO

Manna-hata moments.

 

 

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It don't matter

Tue, 11/17/09 2:44 P GMT-05

Michael Jackson-Black Or White-C&C DUB MIX

...if you're black or white. But what if you're black AND white? All I know is that if your name is

Abelgado you really hate it when someone calls you Tacobelgado....and rightly so.

This Michael Jackson remix is a rip from the vinyl courtesy of the brilliant DJ DUKE TODD. I haven't seen it on CD - but be assured the rip is flawless. ENJOY. 

This track will increase your weight levels during your workout by 13 percent. I like to imagine this as a soundtrack to a commercial with a very large budget...starring the lovely TACOBELGADO.

 

 

 

Pets have Christmas too, you know

Tue, 11/17/09 1:52 P GMT-05

A-1 K9 Eyewear

BB frameless eyewear is the perfect solution for protecting your pet's fragile eyes from infection.

Dogs actually LOVE wearing them and cats find them somewhat cool.

weimereiner blue

Eyewear In South Beach.

Mon, 11/16/09 11:38 P GMT-05

Hanukkah means 8 PAIRS

Style for the CHOSEN few. Hanukkah means 8 pairs each. Imagine? WE DO CUSTOM WORK.

INQUIRE : AUNTALICE@GMAIL.COM - (who else?)

better than gelt

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Another Vandam

Mon, 11/16/09 4:33 P GMT-05

Vandam sidelines

oh dear

 

Vandam style notes

Good shoulders. Hat inside out, shirt backwards.. Style notes...

The Maus

Good one...Mickey singlet with studs. Very weird, but I like it.

B and B

Boris makes anybody look good.

no cabs

No cabs. Hate that.

Jason

Jason lives with Lady now. Nightly photoshoots seem probable.

black taco

Im starving.

 

 

 

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A New Song Writing Duo Surprises Dinner Guests

Sun, 11/15/09 10:19 P GMT-05

Dinner guests were pleasantly surprised last night when the new song writing duo of Minahan and Giddio broke out a few of their  tunes after pizza and pistachios.

Minahan and Giddio

"We both realized it was time for a career change and song writing just seemed to come so naturally for us," said the musical newbies.

"After the success of our first tune, "Text Me, I Think We're In Love" we had a lot of money to throw around on musicians and studio rentals. That definately made our next hit, " There's An App For That" a lot easier to write and to be heard by millions."

masters at work

"I make up the music then Dan makes up the words." says Giddio.

"That's how we do it...we make it up...the music and the words....we just make them up, and people love it."

Tobie at work

(excerpt from a work in progress)

"That email said you loved me,

You'd put no one above me,

Now suddenly your voicemail's always on.?

 

The two are excited about their new material which includes 17 new songs, three commercial soundtracks for Burger King and a new dance tune for Beyonce'. 

"What we're really excited about is our new musical that we have almost finished. It's a retro themed big splashy Broadway type thing set in the mid 90's about a land-line romance. The working title is Star 69. We can't tell you anything more except to say it will be a return to Broadway for our lead actress. You may remember her from Annie? No? Ever heard of "Sex and the City?" No? Do the initials SJP mean anything to you? "

 

 

...you heard it here first, kids.

la la la - I wrote that

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Holiday Gift Giving Made Easy

Sun, 11/15/09 3:59 A GMT-05

christmas is coming!

At 20 bucks a pop they make holiday shopping a breeze. 

Available in AMBER- PLATINUM and CLEAR.

Haven't you heard?

They are delivered to your door by the USPS.

They are MADE IN THE USA.

Granny is crazy about them!

 

EMAIL YOUR INQUIRY.

PLACE AN ORDER WITH A SALES ASSOCIATE TODAY.

 

AUNTALICE@GMAIL.COM

 

DO IT NOW

BUT SEVERAL PAIRS

get several pairs NOW

Vogue

Fri, 11/13/09 1:05 A GMT-05

make it yourself

You can't beat $5.75. Honestly, change the button and use one of those blankets you find on the beds at a Ramada Inn...the ones that are made of foam bonded between two layers of velvety poly fur. So snuggly and at $5.75 your investment is nominal. If you are staying at  Ramada Inn anytime soon it's a must sew situation. Does it have sleeves or is one giant double sleeve that opens and somehow forms a scarf-like collar?

Here's a heads up - skip Butterick. They got nada this season.

I heard that The Snuggie had a runway in New York. Snuggie - the blanket with sleeves. I'm wondering what shoe that takes...

 

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What's Amanda Up To?

Thu, 11/12/09 5:34 P GMT-05

traveling in style

So proud of Amanda - still one it the sweetest people I have ever met. Success has not spoiled Amanda Lepore.

Here's wishing her much more.

of course

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Do you like Lovers Rock?

Mon, 11/09/09 5:50 P GMT-05

Beyond Lover's Rock Collection for you

Click the hair hat for a link to a collection of Lovers Rock. Download and enjoy.

 

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2 Links from Rodney

Mon, 11/09/09 2:27 A GMT-05

Represent...left coast.

Tim Burton in Harper's Bazaar

Ksubi Collections...eyewear alert.

Eyewear to watch

fashion tips

 

 

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Tell it Bette

Sun, 11/08/09 3:25 A GMT-05

...did you say husband?

 

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Recession Holiday Windows are back!

Thu, 11/05/09 7:20 P GMT-05

Kleenex has changed everything for me. They had to change their name to Liliput. I mean...

I'm working on a track for B.O.N.I. and it's pretty weird. It takes a lot of energy to keep believing in something when you don't know what it is even though you just made it. EXPERIMENTAL as in experi- MENTAL.

I'm very excited to announce that the Recession Windows are coming in around town! "Strawbarely" is leading the way with their second floor displays onto Union Square. Last year they blew my mind with their maxi-impact minimum content  displays. This year they have gone for EVEN LESS. Absolutely underwhelming....

recession holiday windows 2009

Lighting note: Turn em off early.

pantyless for the holidaze

Mini dresses cost less. Less fabric. Think about it.

mini hat headband

Mini elf hat comes pre-hot-glued onto a hair-band. Don't think about it.

Small hat. Small investment.

Happy Recession Holiday Season to you all!

jingle jingle

 

 

 

 

KLEENEX

Wed, 11/04/09 5:38 P GMT-05
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Skip Shaving

Wed, 11/04/09 3:06 P GMT-05

looks good with a beard

But never skip style. Protect yourself.

BILLY BEYOND EYEWEAR - For those with eyes.

 

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Clearly

Wed, 11/04/09 4:24 A GMT-05

CLEARLY NEW EYEWEAR from Billy Beyond NYC

Protection for fragile eyes.*  Protection from viral infections that can enter through the eyes. Protection from airborne sand and grit. Simple protection with subtle minimal style. 

AVAILABLE NOW from Billy Beyond Eyewear. - EMAIL FOR DETAILS AND PRICING - auntalice@gmail.com

* Billy Beyond Eyewear "nightshades" offer zero UVA or UVB protection from sunlight. Amy implied protection is purely physical and may possibly be imagined. Stop wearing Billy Beyond Eyewear if you experience problems with vision, headaches, nervousness or if restless leg syndrome occurs. Billy Beyond Eyewear may cause a style sensation and or bring unwanted attention to the wearer. 

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Supa DJ Dmitry Back in NYC

Wed, 11/04/09 3:51 A GMT-05

Missed him at the Maskarave. Loved him on the corner of 13th and University. Anyone who mixes in Claire De Lune is advanced. Finishing with a little Beethoven before returning to Berlin? Fabelhaft. Es ist so nett, einen alten Freund zu sehen, der so talentiert ist. Viel Liebe zu Dmitry in Kruezberg.

Supa DJ Dmitry NYC

the sound of today

Protection for Precious Eyes

Tue, 11/03/09 5:33 P GMT-05

B BEYOND EYEWEAR

Style number One in AMBER - offering One Hundred percent UVA and UVB protection.

COMING VERY SOON: Nightshades - offering zero UVA or UVB protection. 

Billy Beyond Eyewear - Optically correct eyewear of the finest quality.

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