No energy to press the keys down to write an entry.

It must be something in the air.

I suspect gov't spraying or something like that.

Judy Concert changed my life. A religious experience. Back when I had enough energy to write an entry, I tried to relate this experience but then erased it all due to extreme gay exhaustion. All I can say is - there is no death. It is an illusion. We are all alive and dead at the same time. Thanks to Judy garland, I realized that personally. Also - Joe Luft is not half retarded as the rumour goes. A very nice man who just needs a better fitting suit.

Everybody is in P Town. Do you all have the internet up there? I am looking for envelopes filled with money on the sidewalk. It's a big town, it takes time.

Why are all the new frozen yogurt companies called something that can mean vagina?

Pink Berry

Red Mango

Creamy Fruit

I even saw one called "Sweet Lips - Frozen Yogurt " On the door there was a sign with a spelling error.

It read - "Cum inside."

What about this?

I have always been a Leggy man myself, but this Barbie is tempting. I really like the shoes. They look like the 1965 standard issue pumps from Barbie - but in brown. They're worth the price.

I saw an old friend on the corner today. She kept referring to Christian Leboutin shoes as "Paris" shoes. ( I'm using that from now on.)

"They want eight hundret fuh does. I said no, no honey - I can get new teeth for three or four." 

She's being castrated in three months. CONGRATS GIRL! She said it can mean less hair. I said, great! She said NO NO...on your head stoopid! 

I remember meeting her a few years ago at dawn in the meatpacking district when they still packed meat there. She has one of the most beautiful souls I have ever had the pleasure of seeing into. I used to think of her as Buddha, but since her lap-band surgery has been such a success I will have to think of her as more of a Mary. Innocent? hardly. Pure? 100%

New York, It's the berries.

BANA was packed. I was trying not to be annoyed by the many requests fro Miley Cyrus and Britney. here's a quote...

"Are you gonna like, play anything, like new?"

It ain't what it used to be.

OFF TO SEE JUDY TONIGHT.

more later.

After returning my newly repaired watch to the watchmaker ( I dropped it 10 seconds after picking it up) I ran into Nile on my way to the gym.

"Did you see Mariah's wedding dress? I made it."

"Holy shit!"

"Yeah, I'm having a moment, how are you? You look skinny." (some people know just what to say)

"I'm great. Here's my number"

"I'm late for the office. Bye!" (It was 4:30 PM)

Of all the people I met during my stint at Sex And The City I would have to say that Nile had the most talent. She is a master tailor . She taught me volumes about alterations, sleeve headers and collar stands. She is one of those mega talents behind the hyper-perfect fits that so many stars are known for. She just got back from Cannes, working with a client on the promotions for her new movie. A tailor can be that important...when the tailor is Nile. That's how good she is. Mariah's wedding dress? - ker-plunk...I hit the sidewalk.

I escorted Nile on a date only once. I brought her a wrist corsage and a trend was born. Bill Cunningham took our picture and we were in the Times the next day. If only they still called it the "Rotogravure."  A year later I saw a girl selling them like cigarettes out of a tray hanging around her neck on the street in Soho. A little hand made sign said, "Sex And The City Wrist Corsages." -

Love Nile - together we're too much. 

perfection.

good hair.

nice boot.

can't wait.

You know, A lot pf people ask me,  how do you stay so young looking? What's your secret?

They never listen to the answer, but I will let it out again here.

Alpha Hydroxy Acid daily. It should burn your skin when you apply it. Acid on your face daily for 19 years = 42 and ZERO WRINKLES.

Also....sleep on your back, never squint (always wear sunglasses) and stay out of the sun. I use a self tanner year round and I use more of it in the summer.  viola. You're as young as you feel is a lie. I feel 18 and I'm still 42.

My last tip on eyebright got a lot of hits so I thought what the hell, why not give it all away? Oddly, this blog has more readers in Thailand than any other country after the U.S. Can anybody explain this?

PS- Nothing will keep you from getting KIDNEY STONES if you are pre-disposed. I am currently enduring round two.

In a word - OUCHA-MAGOUCHA.

trippy. 

first Obama, now this. Hossana!